I feel like an old person

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04/12/2015 at 12:20 • Filed to: None

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But I really like cars that most people consider kind of. . . stodgy?

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Particularly this, the Mercury Sable. My dad has one. I hated it for the longest time, because it was so average looking. It turns like crap. It pretends to be luxury when really it's just an old Taurus. But for some reason it's growing on me. It's reliable, has enough power to get out of its own way, and I think looks quite good from a number of angles. Am I becoming an old man? This worries me, as I'm only 18 currently.

Have an Saab that will eat you alive.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 12:33

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Kinja'd!!! Matthew Phillips > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 12:36

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I had a 94 Taurus and after that bought a 93 crown Victoria...

The same will happen to you, the last gen marquii are beautiful in that metallic sky blue


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 12:41

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Oh yes


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > bob and john
04/12/2015 at 12:42

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Supposedly makes in the 700's on E85. . .


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 13:00

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This might be the lamest generation Sable/Taurus of them all. The 1st and 3rd gen cars are the ones I'd call rather good looking and distinctive. This 4th gen is just a quick redesign to make it look more ordinary since people thought the 3rd gens were to "radical".


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 13:00

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and Id believe it. Too bad its FWD.. such a pain to put down tht HP


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 13:25

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I like "old man" cars as well, but I think they're a slightly different type of old man car.

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Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 14:08

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At least pick one that was a good car?? At least an old Taurus SHO or an SVT Contour...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 14:46

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My wife has daily'd an '01 Taurus for the last 7 years. Interior pieces have fallen apart, regulators and locks have stopped working, cat completely imploded, radiator hoses degraded to dust... Everything outside of the engine itself is just junk.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/12/2015 at 14:48

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But the engine seems dead reliable. . .


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 14:52

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The DOHC 24V is indeed reliable. We have never had one problem with it. My wife is not a gentle driver.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Garrett Davis
04/12/2015 at 15:18

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I do like both of those a lot actually, I've just never gotten the chance to drive one.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/12/2015 at 15:19

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So, so much Hngggg on the first two. . .


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > bob and john
04/12/2015 at 15:20

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The videos of it are all highway racing, something I'm sure this car would demolish the competition at.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Schaefft
04/12/2015 at 15:20

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Exactly. Which makes me question why I like them.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
04/12/2015 at 15:34

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I love that style of wheels. If I din't have my car, my second choice would be a black V8 W126.